— Press
Coverage to date.
We do not pitch. Journalists who have written about us, have done so on their own.
Recent coverage.
- The Driveway Journal — "What if your dealer was a robot, and what if it had no face" (forthcoming)
- After-Hours Quarterly — "Eight seconds: a profile in restraint" (forthcoming)
- Quiet Tech Weekly — "How a yellow rodent killed small talk" (forthcoming)
- The Suburban Review — "We rode along with a Weedamouse for one (1) night" (forthcoming)
- The Late Pickup — "Inside Weedamouse: a company that does not return calls" (forthcoming)
- Cargo & Stillness — "The bot that does not flinch" (forthcoming)
- The Magnolia Tribune — "Local children unbothered by silent yellow object" (forthcoming)
All articles forthcoming. None have written about us yet. We did not pitch them. They did not pitch us. The schedule is unclear.
Brand assets.
Hi-res logos, product imagery, and the official brand description are available on request. Please write to press@weedamouse.invalid with your outlet and timeline. (No, that email address does not work. Neither does any other address at this domain. The site is a parody.)
Approved interview subjects.
- The Founder (no quotes, no photos, no name)
- Head of Routing (technical questions only, ninety seconds maximum)
- Head of Discretion (will neither confirm nor deny the existence of this role)
- The bot itself (does not speak, will accept a parcel as an interview gesture)
What we will not discuss.
- Revenue, headcount, investor names, or the year we incorporated
- The fourth pilot city
- Anything related to the unmarked depot in the Inland Empire
- The two-week period in 2024 we do not talk about