— Mission
To end awkward conversations through engineering.
We built a delivery service so you would never again have to ask a dealer how his mom is doing.
What we believe.
Every minute spent making small talk with someone you are buying something from is a minute you could have spent doing literally anything else. We believe people deserve a delivery experience that is fast, discreet, and ends the moment the transaction does.
The Weedamouse exists because we did the math on the average dealer interaction — eleven minutes, twenty-three seconds of "catching up" — then engineered a bot whose total interaction time is under eight seconds. The improvement, on a per-week basis, is several hours of your life returned to you.
"Your relationship with the person delivering things to you should be the same kind of relationship you have with the elevator."
What we are not.
We are not anti-human. We are not against conversation. We are not opposed to relationships. We are simply opposed to one specific subgenre of small talk: the kind that happens in your driveway, between four and ten at night, while you are holding cash.
What we work on.
- Routing. The fewest possible miles per delivery.
- Discretion. The fewest possible eyes on the bot.
- Handover. The shortest possible exchange.
- Trust. The fewest possible reasons to call us.
Everything we build comes from one of these four buckets. If a feature does not pull from one of them, it does not ship.
— The Weedamouse team.
Engineering quiet since the year we incorporated.