— Disclaimer
This is a parody.
Everything on this website is a creative project. No company, product, service, or transaction described here actually exists.
What this means in plain English.
There is no real We*damouse. There is no real delivery service. There is no real bot, no real fleet, no real Premium tier, no real ceremonial lighter, and no real $4.20 plan. The testimonials are AI-generated. The product names are jokes. The press coverage is fictional. The careers are not hiring. The fourth pilot city does not exist. None of the email addresses on this site route to a real inbox.
Nothing on this site is an offer, advertisement, or solicitation for any actual product or service — particularly any product or service involving a controlled substance. If you arrived here expecting to buy something, you cannot. Please leave a positive review for the joke and close the tab.
Although no real cannabis product is offered or implied, visitors should be of the legal age for cannabis consumption in their jurisdiction (commonly 21+ in US recreational states, 18+ in most of Europe). If you are under that age in your jurisdiction, please close the tab.
Why this site exists.
We*damouse is a portfolio piece. It is a demonstration of brand identity, design system work, AI-assisted video production, 3D scrollytelling, and full-stack web development. It was built by Funnels Genius as a creative project over the course of a couple of days. The site exists to show, in one self-contained sitting, what we can build for a real client with a real product.
What we are NOT doing.
- Selling, distributing, brokering, or facilitating the sale of any controlled substance.
- Operating a real delivery service of any kind, legal or otherwise.
- Collecting payment, identity, financial information, or personal data from any visitor.
- Affiliated with, endorsed by, or claiming any partnership with any real company whose name, product, or branding might resemble anything you see here.
- Encouraging the use, purchase, or possession of any substance that is regulated where you live.
Trademarks and creative work.
"We*damouse," "We*datruck," and "We*daboat" are invented names used in a clearly fictional context. Any resemblance to a real product, brand, or service is unintended. All imagery, video, audio, copywriting, 3D assets, and code were created or directed by Funnels Genius.
AI-generated content.
AI was used as a tool throughout production. Specifically:
- Images: Magnific (still imagery, brand visuals, hero compositions)
- Video: Kling 3.0 and Seedance 2.0 (image-to-video, talking-head testimonials)
- Audio: ElevenLabs (narrator voice, sound effects)
- Composition: Remotion (programmatic video assembly)
Under EU AI Act Article 50.4, this site qualifies for the satirical / fictional work exemption from the deepfake labeling requirements that take effect August 2026. We disclose AI use prominently anyway, here and on the home page, as a transparency commitment.
If you have a concern.
If you are a real person from a real company who believes anything on this site infringes on your intellectual property, brand, or rights — please write to team@funnelsgenius.com with the specifics and we will remove or amend the relevant content within 72 hours. We are reasonable, we are reachable, and we are not interested in fighting about it.